Management

Anthony Coulson 

Manager
Welfare Officer

Favourite Player: Gazza

Drink of choice: Whisky

Past clubs: 

  • A list longer than time

Goalkeepers

Archie Culyer

Goalkeeper

Favourite Player: Josh Windass

Drink of choice: Strawberry Lime Kopparberg

Past Clubs:

  • Broad Oak and Horam

Defenders

Alex Roxon

Centre-back
Club Chairman
Club man of the year 22/23

Favourite Player: Ronaldinho

Drink of choice: Gun Brewery Zamzama

Past clubs: 

  • Blanca Subur CF
  • Club Deportiu Ribes
  • KFC Lentezon Beerse

Marcus Sutton 

Centre-back
Young player of the year 22/23
Manager's player of the year 22/23

Favourite Player: Lewis Dunk

Drink of choice: Harveys

Past clubs: 

  • Broad Oak & Horam
  • Jarvis Brook

Rudy Schollaerts

Centre-back

Favourite Player: Lewis Dunk

Drink of choice: Harveys

Past clubs: 

  • Broad Oak & Horam
  • Jarvis Brook

Chris Mintram

Left-back

Favourite Player: Eric Cantona

Drink of choice: Pravha

Past clubs: 

  • Too loyal for that

Ethan Chambers

Left-back

Favourite Player: Steven Gerrard

Drink of choice: Asahi

Past clubs: 

  • Broad Oak and Horam

Robert Swaine

Left-back & reluctant goalkeeper
Head Groundsman

Favourite Player: Thierry Henry

Drink of choice: Malibu

Past clubs: 

  • Peche Hill
  • Select FC

Liam Waterhouse

Right-back

Favourite Player: Frank Lampard

Drink of choice: Moretti

Past clubs: 

  • Crowborough Athletic
  • Rotherfield
  • Uckfield
  • Broak Oak & Horam

Midfielders

Mark McMahon

Central midfielder

Favourite Player: Dennis Bergkamp

Drink of choice: Guinness

Past clubs:

  • Britannia FC

  • Senran FC

  • Tower Hamlets FC

  • Parkstars FC

  • Dormansland Rockets

Rhys Kuhler

Central midfielder

Favourite Player: Steven Gerrard

Drink of choice: Ice cold glass bottle of Coca Cola

Past clubs:

  • Robertsbridge

  • Broad Oak and Horam

Lee Mansfield

Central midfielder

Favourite Player: Eric Cantona

Drink of choice: Addlestones Cider

Past clubs:

  • Peche Hill

  • St Leonards Social

  • Seddlescombe Rangers

Oliver Taylor

Central midfielder

Favourite Player: Paul Scholes

Drink of choice: Snakebite

Past clubs:

  • Robertsbridge

  • Broad Oak and Horam

Max Taylor

Central midfielder

Favourite Player: Steven Gerrard

Drink of choice: Ice cold glass bottle of Coca Cola

Past clubs:

  • Robertsbridge

  • Broad Oak and Horam

Drew Clifton

Central midfielder

Favourite Player: Luciano Becchio

Drink of choice: Diet coke

Past clubs:

  • Robertsbridge

  • Broad Oak and Horam

Forwards

Dan Murrell

Striker

Favourite Player: Thierry Henry

Drink of choice: Madri

Past clubs:

  • Burwash till I die

Sam Murrell

Striker

TBC

Owen Simpson

Inside fORWARD

TBC

Jamie Pelling

striker

Favourite Player: Steven Gerrard

Drink of choice: Honey Jack Daniels or Fosters

Past clubs:

More clubs than Tiger Woods

Lewis Fairs

Striker

Favourite Player: Darwin Nunez

Drink of choice: Hennessy

Past clubs:

Eastbourne Borough FC

James Muir

Inside forward

Favourite Player: Lionel Messi

Drink of choice: San Miguel

Past clubs: 

  • Burwash Juniors FC
  • Wadhurst FC
  • Skinners School

Alex Underdown

Striker

Favourite Player: Paul Scholes

Drink of choice: San Miguel

Past clubs: 

  • Jarvis Brook 

  • Broad oak and Horam 

  • Rotherfield 

  • Leeds sv 

  • Tonbridge united 

Russell Fyfe

Striker

Favourite Player: Gordon Strachan

Drink of choice: Diet coke

Past clubs: 

  • None